right through the tunnel
and we never had to worry about getting pulled over and searched
whereas our friends had to pull out their ID as they were driving up
it wasn't random
sometimes Mom had to show her alien card
yep
it was just across the river that flowed about 100 yards from my front door
they used to race to Chicago
and what else?
oh yes they had two languages over there
everything was writ in French & English
Dixie. That's a ten dollar bill. Dix is on the other side of it. From when then Kentucks used to flatbed to the oceangoing in New Orleans where the currency was in French and the code was Napoleonic
no property tax
that Napoleonic code
it has it's advantages
and Louisiana has more accents than New York city
when the French had to evacuate Arcadia
Amherst had red coats overrun the royal mountain.
and all was lost, so they fled, portaged around the niagara, and went through the eerie lake of the happy hunting grounds
where they floated their loved ones downriver to
and was at that time occupied by a fiercely insulted tribe of Iroquois who had lost all of their oceanfront property to the Europeans
and who were not taking it well
upriver through de troit
Or Or How I Learned To Stop Being So Crazy About The French
and
Not Mind The English So Much
Not Mind The English So Much
Because at the end of the day… it is all about the language you use
It's all about the people you meet
It's all about the places you go
The things you do don’t matter at the end of the day
The touch of magic is not active— it is as passive as The Great Wide Big Sky Of The Ring of Fire— also known as The Pacific now that’s irony!
Dying people talk good talk, they no longer have any reason not to.
To bLog that is not the question is … and why you ask?
Cannot ask reasons— there are many and they carry different weights.
I'm not trying to be an intellectual here I'm telling you what
To think which is what you is doing when reading
When you are with me you understand better because the ear is so sensitive gets the earliest intelligence.
And how could it not be?
Logging is like making yourself into a Language once removed and for What? For the Future!
When Leslie discovered that Queen Elizabeth pardoned the man who slew Christopher Marlowe in a month that was a hot day during WWI when Wilson finally showed up… for Mr. Researcher painstakingly reading each individual entry of the documentation of ElizabethRex
England has historical resources.
When we look back to the Americans we go as far as Maya and then there is a huge gap in the fabric, the rest is unwritten.
Boswell— the great biographer— who gave us Samuel Johnson forever to love— well—
*have to tell you— those 18th century people were over the top!
Voltaire said god is dying! God riddance?!
Before Friedrich was the candlelight in their gaze.
you know— you can do this much— you can tell.
Im telling u this automatical capitalization of my first personality conjugation of the directive of the office of creation in order to print legibly according to editors
Oh those editors
They sure do keep their jobs don't they!
And the rest of The Whose Who During The 18th Century
Voltaire managed The Enlightened.
He might be subject to The Ruler but the jury was out. The tide had begun to turn.
To actually make a super successful career out of it and brought down the house in Paris when he died
you got all dollyd-up for one of his plays now it is a masterpiece of showmanship and so dated that it would cause an audience to watch dumbfounded before they walked out some looking bewildered— some looking awed— some looking baffled— none of them happy.
What you see
Is what you get
What you see
Is what you get
Hume was an old buddy old pal of Voltaire.
Frederick the Great opened up his palace to him with a stipend for as long as Voltaire cared to be his guest.
Heinrich was there but he was not one of them,
*better check my dates he might have been with Chopin and Austin
As were Mozart then Beethoven and The House of Hanover spoke German in Buckingham Palace— the Empire was besieged.
Frederick of Prussia fought Russia to the East— The Holy Roman Empire to the South— The French to the West and the Scandinavians to the North
He was surrounded by The Alliance
He carried a vial of poison to do himself in rather than be captured.
So did Napoleon
Napoleon cancelled The French Revolution
He left with hundreds of thousands of troops for Moscow and came back with less than 1000?
And Rousseau picked up Antoine's baton and scurried off with it— and he missed his children and he missed his children and he missed his children and he couldn’t believe what a selfish young man he had been and he couldn’t believe that he had made Therese chose between them and still— he was after all Rousseau who single handedly told The Age of Enlightenment that they were unenlightened— they had increased the darkness that had left all the Romance out and thanks to Jean Jacque— the funny little Frenchman— Cortez came to stand silent on the peak of Darien— with his men gaping.
Could be worse
Couldn't be.
Than Who?
#2
Cooky
Wincing
Bleeding
Important
you
It capitalizes every sentence
This is bizarre.
And yet intriguing.
What is the best letter in calligraphy?
Some would say
D
But
*would say
W
Two
Two
Two
U
In
One
When im doing my transcription at 100 mph and
*know already when
*look up all the spelling errors have been second guessed— those word combinations are being amassed in small microscopic refridgerators where they keep the sentencing in cold storage— kind of like our cruel and unusual not to mention extremely bizarre prisons
So
*do that
I look up
There on the screen before me as
*fiddled away at the keys
*have produced an almost perfect document as if unintentionally and
*think how they decipher the charts for each other and how secret code acronyms and then the code blue is the charity and the code red is the punishment, why do you not take the blue pill? Because you are afraid of how deep the rabbithole goes…
The computer has been racing after me
It is not going to let that happen! Meanwhile back at the keyboard there
*am working working working blah blah and stinky winky pinky drinky inky binky finky ja duh ja duh ya ya ya blah work such as it is and DEN… this used to be done on typewriters mind you on paper so you got a one shot deal at getting it right and the thing is the boss saw so many broken freakin knees shoulders and feet not to mention hands— it gets redunkulous and the only reason the British don’t commit mass suicide is because they say to themselves hey at least we're carpenters of skeletons
When people get United seems like they are always united against something
Okay so why do the British like themselves? Because they like to be against the superficial
They really don’t know the meaning of the word gauche.
The little dears…
Chabby Shic is too easy to love
This is why Jesus said Love everyone
Good thing he didn't say Like everyone
That’s what Martin said
I wanna be Bobby's girl
I wanna be Bobby's girl
Ethel is the luckiest
Fred and Ethel and then all the rest of the clan
Keep your chin up
Oh how the mighty have fallen! And you too Kristen
uRock
And
*want to switch back to the time when this code wasn’t chasing behind me even if it meant that
*had to get it right the first time— no retakes— no mistakes
there it all is in the charts in Gregg scribble, where acronyms capitals and the doctor completely understand the shorthand— so why don’t we use it— and
*asked them— is this so difficult? The secret language of rotation revealed!
CTD
Circling the Drain… draining, it can be so draining… we are all so overwhelmed by it all…
The world of acronym is available at the keyboard come children come to the keyboard qwertboard come come and find out for yourself it is the 8 ball come to life just look and you should find seek and it shall be opened to you this screen is the door come come in come into a world where no one can ever hold a gun to your head they have to come and find you to get you— here you are just a voice a voice like Emily and henry oh what a henry you can be if you write what you think
The lord high commander hath said thou shalt sing what she meant was life is really a musical and yuns are really REALLY bad at it and then she said and When it comes to pass that the singing is perfected by the melody and it has a groovy backbeat that is easy to dance to thou shalt dance to it
Don’t tell me you cant dance
There is no such animal as cant dance
you just listen to the music
you can close your eyes but you cant stop hearing me
you cant stop hearing me.
Never mind
Im working on my comedy routine.
It stars out im talking about really horrible things and not laughing at them
But saying im laughing
Real funny
Not a bit of hysteria whatsoever
Steven Wright is my hero fosho
Fosho Fukagawa
And what is the name of that singing group?
Grog
Really it is gwog but they are all so drunk they can't pronounce it
The BBC got it so right
They got it so right
Yes
*think
*really overcame my distaste for The Empire when
*fell in Love with emForster
Funny how those self-imposed exiles are excellent writers
youinafter The Artist of the first part is a liberal by definition meaning generous.
They can say rape feels good a million times but Webster would label it irony and makes you a sane man just because you know what
*am talking about.
Do i love what she did to Mansfield Park? its like a miracle!
And persuasion, she blossoms like a flower in a dream
*think she did end up killing herself afterall
Some people never discover their sensibility which is a far more intelligent guide than the unreliable intellect relying on trial and error and pros and cons— and never quite sure in their minds— and the righteous always willing to say that they have the right reasons
In The Empire the right reasons ended up a bloody mess so no wonder
*hated them
Killer is Courage.
How do they have the guts to be that godawful?
The French had their own bloody mess too.
The Rights of Man was their saving grace en effet
Parliament is like an endless work in progress that has reached the postmodern phase of not making a big fuss about it.
In the 18th century the continent across the atlantic that turned out not to be the far east was being conquered by Europeans— the Dutch went peacefully and the Americans got an excellent impression of wonderful people— as the dutch most certainly are and then the empire came in with its guns and the French came in with the canoes and you see the French loved the Americans and the English feared the Americans
Where ever you see a gun you see a bully simple as that or someone who knows that bullys must be stopped by becoming just like them— and then everyone has their own bully team— this is such an indigenous fact of existence that it is a miracle that children who do not come from the streets do not ever really know until their dying day that they are bullys themselves— and the ones that want to be— this is their big excuse— and the intellect being the ridiculous conceited thing that it is says oh im right
The reason I don’t like myself is that I am an Islander. I understand Nazis. They are everywhere! And what's worse! They are proud of it. This makes the fact that I huge part of how I feel as a parent is a part of the 7 deadlies, it must the Doc, the helpful dwarf and not Grumpy, the hostile.
People hurt themselves so much that this guys sees a river of injury day after day year after year see you in the operating room and they think to themselves what a bunch of knucklehaeds
Day after day.
Im typing along the xray shows a broken wire—
*think that’s kind of cool the knee healed around it. It would actually be good to have fluids put into your joints like you do your tranny
Orthopaedics see idiot after idiot after idiot— all day everyday and
*type up their letters to each other who are also caring for the same idiot and saying what an idiot the anatomy does strange thinks when you take up sports and even more bizarre things when you take up dance and then try the military not to mention the most common malady— overuse stress fractures where someone is getting paid to wear out their limb the doc can hardly blame the guy for letting the compensation kick in
Broadcasting
Every thing gets watered down over time— not because anything has actually changed but just because the pool turns into an ocean and we are all flounders floundering unless you are edible with claws— when hans Christian Andersen saw the mermaid dancing in the harbor (what harbor) google question! Omg on-line
*can fill my blog with links! This is going to be funny
Ok
So
Where was
*
Oh yes— the creator of these people
All these people
The ugly duckling
Who else
Another thing to google for (im on a bun)
you know you want to go! Who else DID he create
you will remember
you will remember
Remembering is a milestone.
And
*asked her perfectly honestly Why would he not want you?
Now go control A and then find & replace whatever you want!
*will replace you with youR NAME HERE watch this!
So now its your turn to fill in the blank
It really isn’t a blank but hume said it is nonetheless best to start with a blank
And lord Salisbury said we have to start where we are
Him being afraid the house of lords was going to cease to be hereditary which guess what tony blair successful changed big mistake— it is impossible to tell yet but
*can tell you this in the Eisenhower administration … well what if we really used the constitution politically the election systems is virtually nullified and everyone waves it like it is even in practice any more— it was real back then— its just an ideal now— we are responsible for making it real and we are doing one lousy job at it
And educator was complaining about the school system and overheard him in a coffee shop and it is so hard for me to keep my big mouth shut— the topic was the school system the logic was entirely missing the subject was funding
Why don’t the bankers just change it? They are like Lord Salisbury— why on earth would we just hand over to you what you are so willingly handing over to us?